and you’re a fucking weeaboo
what is white culture
clapping after an airplane lands
do you ever stay in the shower for so long you forget who you are
You know what I want the next Disney Princess to be?
Daniel Radcliffe | ‘What If’ Press Tour, Denmark
every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters
hot things to say during sex:
- aw man i shot marvin in the face
- silly caucasian girl likes to play with samurai swords
- you got two jobs; kiss good, and make sure my hair don’t get wet
- the d is silent
- [faking Italian with a southern accent] bon jorno
- BECAUSE IT’S SO MUCH FUN JAN
The most wonderful thing I hear is people coming up and saying ‘Thank you for my childhood’, which still blows my mind, but is very sweet.